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CCCWC October 2011 competition results

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42 clues entered. 40 votes cast (33 competitors, 7 others).


MOCKTAIL (New Chambers Word)

PosNo.NameClueExplanationPoints Merits 
122John AppletonI'm to lack rum?(IM TO LACK)*; &lit53.50  4  
231Mike BakerRally track preparation appropriate for the TTMOCK + TAIL; rally = to tease, track = to tail, TT= Isle of Man races /teetotaller361  2  
327Tom BorlandNo real punch? Unlikely to claim Klitschko's crown*TO CLAIM K; def. No real punch?35.52  3  
428John TozerOmit/lack rum in this?anag. & lit.342  5  
523Pete MilneIt's certainly not included in this copy of Collins!It = Italian vermouth (alcoholic). Collins is a cocktail292  4  
620David HarryIf you're hoping for a swizzle, this is oneswizzle1, swizzle2280  3  
741Prithwiraj MukherjeeWhat a Playboy Bunny always wears and occasionally serves!CD. Playboy Bunnies are waitresses in the Playboy Clubs and sometimes they serve mocktails (mostly cocktails). They always wear bunny costumes with fake (mock) tails.253  2  
821Simon BatesI'm for Coke — that I'll regularly drink (having no alcohol)Alternate letters (regularly) in: iMfOrCoKeThAtIlL.22.52  2  
99Dave ParfittDrink close in spec to a milk shake(spe)C + TOAMILK all anag., semi & lit. (ie, 'Drink' = def., and wordplay gives extended def.)20.53  3  
940Margaret IrvineVirgin Mary possibly in care of mounted knight in armour(down clue) c/o rev + kt in mail, VM=example of mocktail20.53  5  
113 Ales unwanted, local makes it with a shake?anag less ales & lit19.50  1  
1129 Perhaps I lack tequila or malt, for starters(I+LACK+T+O+M)* &lit19.51  4  
1311 Drunk? OK calm it! This one has no alcohol!OK calm it*174  2  
1432 Ridiculed beer, hearing beverage is non-alcoholic.Ridiculed beer = mocked ale16.50  2  
1512 Dry martini?Dry = "subjected to prohibition" (Chambers)161  1  
165 Between the sheets, maybe, but lacking the spirit to make fun of sex.Def (Between the Sheets is a type of cocktail)/mock + tail (= sexual intercourse [slang]).13.52  1  
1613 Fake screaming orgasm?CD, screaming orgasm being an example of alcoholic cocktail13.51  3  
184 Atomic Kitten's No. 1 hit may have hint of love that is soft and wetanag. incl. k + l, soft=non-alcoholic100  2  
1810 Drunk after mixing with non-alcoholics? – ridicule to follow!ridicule = MOCK, to follow = TAIL, first part is definitive for alcohol free mixed drink (ridicule might be expected to follow for someone getting drunk after socialising with people who don't drink)101  3  
1815 Grilled taco and milk – a suitable order for a childAnag103  1  
2125 Labour takes wrong tack: this pledge will never make us happyMO(CKTA)IL (tack*)81 
2135 Shirley Temple, for one, can't get drunk on this drink! (8)direct = can't get drunk on this drink. A "Shirley Temple" is an example of a mocktail.80  1  
2330 Post includes circular about Katie supplying mixed soft drinksPost (MAIL) includes circular (O) about (C) Katie (KT) supplying def: mixed soft drinks70  2  
2334 Shake a milk to see, say?&lit. anag. A,MILK,TO,C("see"); Milkshake being a type of mocktail70  2  
257 Coat with milk, shake, drink (8)COATMILK*, drink = definition6.50 
2542 Would reformed alky claim to lay off this…surely not?alky = alcoholic // anag = a(l)k(y) cl(a)im to..6.50 
2733 See reformed alkie come to, scratching hindquarters, making for this?ALKICOMT* (fodder with hindquarters removed (scratched)); make for = lead to, have as a consequence5.50  2  
2737 Shirley Temple poked fun at porter during speech.Shirley Temple is the name of a non-alcoholic cocktail, homophone(during speech) of mocked(poked fun at) ale(porter).5.50  2  
291 A nephalist might swallow this story told by slag earlierSlag=MOCK + TAIL/(TALE)3.51  3  
306 Brute kicking old man out – without being drunk, surprisingly. Is this his tipple?anag brute kicking old man (anagrind: out) minus anag being drunk (anagrind: surprisingly)31 
3114 False trail, one might say, if you need a drink!mock = false, tail = trail (as in trail /tail a suspect)2.51 
3136 Shirley Temple is an example of such a sweet virgin – even with cherry intact it sounds like a false accountDef = eg Shirley Temple, a sweet virgin cocktail topped with a maraschino cherry; Homophone = MOCK TALE2.50 
3318 Heads to motorway on consuming kombucha. Tasty, and it's legal.The first letters of the indicated words spell MOCKTAIL.22  2  
3338 Skimmed goats' milk – cold, refreshing – but not special drink for kids?Anag. of (g)oats milk + c(old) – s(pecial). '?' while not only for kids.20  1  
352 A new addition! Arrange a cot and milk drink for goodness' sake!Baby/Chambers, acotmilk*, drink – what next?10  1  
3539 This Saint Clement's is one that has nothing to do with that Bell's!ref Bell's whisky and the nursery rhyme 'Oranges and Lemons'10  2  
378 Compound but dry instruction to Mum rather than Dad to cut dogDefn: Compound (= mixture = cocktail) but dry (as in temperance). Instruction: Dock tail – with M replacing D00  2  
3716 Gunner shot Mick a lot(Mick a lot)*00  3  
3717 Headmistress was fine about first class thanks to 'The Italian Drink'M ('Headmistress' – first letter of mistress) + OK ('fine')..Containing ('about')..C ('first class' – first letter of class) + TA ('thanks') + IL ('the Italian' – 'the' in Italian) = MOCKTAIL ('drink')01  2  
3719 I talk crazily after some combo carbonated drink (8)italk* is KTAIL after MOC ( anag. of com i.e some combo) is MOCKTAIL, def-'drink' and also 'some combo carbonated drink'00  1  
3724 Just a sham, can't get high with a milk coat!Sham = mock & anag. milk + coat= mocktail= nonalcoholic cocktail00  1  
3726 Mixed drink with my Tab Cola – not brandy(8)Hopefully this just about works as a complex anag&lit anag is drink/my/tab/cola losing brandy – indicator "mixed" Defn. of cocktail is mixed drink with spirits, so my mocktail is defined by "mixed drink" ie cocktail without the spirits – reinforced(hopefully) by Tab Cola(a real brand)-not brandy.00  1